Grab your friends. Grab your phones. Rock out loud in off-key tones.
Every phone's an instrument: drums, guitar, keys or voice. Play a song together in your browser. Talent? Your choice.
- Free
- No app
- 1–4 players
- Any phone
Four steps to a bad band
Like a karaoke night, but everyone is in the band and nobody rehearsed.
- 1
Open the game
One of you opens the link on a phone and taps Party. That phone hosts the room.
- 2
Share the code
A 4-letter room code pops up. Friends type it in, or just tap the invite link.
- 3
Grab an instrument
Every phone becomes part of the band: drums, guitar, keys or vocals.
- 4
Play. Badly.
The song kicks off on every phone at once. Chase the combo, then relive the highlight reel together.
Four instruments. Zero musicians.
Each phone gets its own touch controls, built for thumbs, not for talent.

Drums
TapDrum Kit
Dots drop onto the kit. Hit each drum the moment its dot lands. Crash the cymbals, survive the rolls.

Guitar
SwipeString Swipe
Notes slide down three strings. Swipe across the string at the ring, the way the arrow points. Air guitar that counts.

Keys
Tap & holdPiano Lanes
Notes fall down the lanes. Tap them on the line and hold the long ones. Those piano lessons finally pay off.

Vocals
DragKaraoke Ball
A ball hops from note to note. Drag it left and right to land on each one. No actual singing required.
Pick your chaos
Solo or with the whole band. Four ways to get it wrong.

Classic
Any instrument, the whole song, start to finish. Hit the notes, keep the combo going.

Madness
One song, and your instrument keeps switching mid-song. SWITCH! New part, new moves.

Idol
Party onlyFour songs, a new instrument for you in each one. Most points takes the crown.

Memory
Piano onlyLearn the riff while the notes show. Then they vanish. Play it back from memory.

Solo or Party
Play alone, or host a room for up to 4. Empty seats? Add virtual friends. They never complain.

Easy to Expert
Four difficulties per song. Start on Easy, blame the phone on Expert.
easymediumhardexpert
Band Points
Up to 1,000,000 points a song with a ×4 combo multiplier. Leaderboards for today, this week and all time.

Highlight reel
Everyone's glory moment and total disaster, replayed for the whole band.
10 original songs about adulting badly
Lost keys, laundry mountains, the stove you definitely turned off. Probably.

Where Are My Keys?
easy117 BPM · 2:46

Did I Leave the Stove On?
medium138 BPM · 3:10

Fold Your Laundry
medium151 BPM · 2:56

Friday Night, Cold Beer
medium118 BPM · 3:30

I'll Eat It Tomorrow
medium187 BPM · 2:59

Kitchen Shoes
medium100 BPM · 2:59

Morning Madness
medium181 BPM · 2:57

Put the Seat Down
medium132 BPM · 3:41

One More Beautiful Mistake
hard124 BPM · 2:28

Five Minutes to Clean
expert153 BPM · 3:16
No app. No download. No excuses.
Our Band Sucks is a web app. If your phone can open a link, it can join the band.

Nothing to install
It's a web page. Open the link and you're on stage in seconds.

Any phone
iPhone or Android, phone or tablet, any modern browser. Laptops sit this one out.

Headphones on
Tight timing sounds better. Bluetooth lag? The game has an Audio sync for that.
Questions, answered badly
Well, accurately. We just felt bad about the rest of the page.
Is it free?
Yes. Open the link and play. No account, no download.
How many people can play?
One to four. Play Solo, or host a Party room for up to 4 phones, the host included. Short on bandmates? Fill the empty seats with virtual friends.
Can I play on my computer?
No. The band plays on phones and tablets: you tap, swipe and drag with your thumbs. Open this page on your phone instead.
Do we need to be in the same room?
No. Anyone with the room code can join from anywhere. It's just funnier when you can see each other's faces.
Do I need to be good at music?
Absolutely not. That's the whole point. Four difficulties, from Easy to Expert, and the band is supposed to suck a little.
Do I have to sing?
No. Vocals are played with your thumb: drag the Karaoke Ball onto the notes. Singing along is optional and not recommended.
Where do the songs come from?
They're originals made for the game, about the stuff that actually happens on a Tuesday: lost keys, laundry, the stove.
Your band sucks.
Go prove it.
Open the game, share the code, pick an instrument. You'll be terrible in under a minute.

